An Open Letter To Chick-fil-A & Popeyes: Let’s End This Chicken Sandwich War – With A Peace Meeting
Dear Chick-fil-A & Popeyes –
My name is El Crispy. I’m a Miami-born-and-bred chicken sandwich from PINCHO, made with 100% all-natural, antibiotic-free chicken breast and I come topped with three pickles and a secret Pincho sauce on a locally fresh baked bun. I know you don’t know me (yet), but I think we should chat.
In typical Miami fashion, I’m late to this whole “Chicken War” you guys got going on and, to be honest, so relieved that I am. Had I been born in 2019 this letter would’ve been quite different and, I’ll admit, I would’ve made un tremendo show. But 2020 has been a real eye-opener (no need to remind you), and I’m sure people would like to see less fighting.
I know we can all continue boasting about who’s got the better buns, but what do we get out of it? More sales? Sure, that sounds great, but at what expense?
It’s time we put our differences behind us and come together. Let us all be bigger chickens and show the world that our sauces can coexist. All fried chicken sandwiches can live in crispy, crunchy peace and harmony.
Meet me in Miami for a Chicken Sandwich Peace Summit, and let’s give the people what they want: more love, more chicken, less tension.
If you’re down to talk, I’ll be at PINCHO’s Hialeah location on Saturday, October 24. (I had to make sure it wasn’t on a Sunday – I got you, Chick-fil-A.)
We’ll be livestreaming the encounter and waiting for you to join me. Don’t chicken out!
Bueno, Bonito y Barato
aka El Crispy Chicken
BE PART OF THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.
LET US ALL CREATE EVER LASTING CHICKEN PEACE. TOGETHER.